Time for some good old-fashioned hating on the biggest full-bust clothing brand! Now, Pepperberry, you know I love you and what you do, but sometimes you just frustrate me so much…
Why are there no buttons on the bottom part of this cardigan?
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Cable Knit Cardigan |
Really, for £39 (on sale from £49) I daresay you could at least slap some on there, even if you leave them unbuttoned for the product photo.
Is it just me or does the decoration on this top look like a line of people with very small heads holding hands? I just can’t get over it.
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Slub Jersey Tunic |
And Pepperberry, why so much BLING????
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Beaded Flapper Dress |
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Embellished Check Top |
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Beaded Detail Tunic |
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Jewel Neck Top |
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Deco Beaded Silk Dress |
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Embellished Tie Back Dress |
Bling layered on other bling:
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Beaded Knit Shrug |
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Petal Trim Dress |
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Lurex Swing Dress |
The Border Print Cotton Dress, otherwise demure, features sneaky surprise sequins woven into the skirt:
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Border Print Cotton Dress |
Quoted from reviews of the Stripe Sun Top: "There's too much bling on the front and it's just big and fluffy!" "Also not a huge fan of all the spanglies around the collar, but that's just my personal taste."
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Stripe Sun Top |
Now, I like a little sparkle as much as the next girl, but the vast proportion of blinged-out Pepperberry clothing continues to alarm me. I’m surprised they haven’t yet started to weave sequins into their collared shirts. But somehow, still no sequined bras from sister company Bravissimo! This is just reversed and wrong and I would like a sequined bra, please. Bras are sequins’ natural home.
Finally, Pepperberry, WHY this print? Why?
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Abstract Print Kimono Dress |
And make sure to notice that this top features a fake cami to make up for the too-low-cut construction!
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